east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

donesparce:

this is a sneaking mission

_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

basedhylia:

how can anime characters easily bite themselves hard enough to break skin and make a cool blood splattering effect out of it i tried this once after watching naruto and screamed and cried

cLEM IS WHITE BTW
Anonymous

clemisnotwhite:

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If that’s what helps you sleep at night.